Glossary
Here are some key terms that will come in handy as you are reading the site:
- Beastie - something that’s not just great, but awesome.
- Big Guy Thing - things in life that you can only understand if you weight more than 2 bills.
- BP - a mullet (i.e.- Business in the front, party in the back).
- Car Crasher - last beer in the cooler on the golf course.
- Clowned - making somone look foolish. As in, that cab driver took me to the wrong address and left, he clowned me.
- Drink Her Bathwater - a hot chick.
- Eating Chocolate - rubbing one out.
- Fired a red nose on me - to supremely “clown” someone.
- Heat - good looking chicks at a bar (i.e.- There’s a ton of heat in here).
- Hog - your man tool (aka: your johnson).
- Hottie - a good looking chick.
- Hucklebuck - knocking boots.
- Jacked Up Grill - someone with bad looking teeth (aka: a bad grill).
- Jugador - a guy who is smooth with the ladies.
- Juiced Up - being pretty sauced up (aka: drunk).
- Sideways Thumb - didn’t like it, didn’t hate it.
- Snap Dog - a dip of snuff (aka: smokeless tobacco).
- Squrreling - hiding away money from your wife, a few months in advance of a Vegas trip.
- Stinknoose - sitting in the middle seat on an airplane while your seatmates are both farting.
- Summer Teeth - also, bad looking teeth. As in “some are going this way” and “some are going that way”
- Torqued Up - just past buzzed on your way to drunk.
- Wherm - a white man perm.
- WiFoof - emailing or surfing the net while you’re on the can.



