DontCostNothing.com

A Look Inside the Mind of the 30-Something Guy.

Glossary

Here are some key terms that will come in handy as you are reading the site:

  • Beastie - something that’s not just great, but awesome. 
  • Big Guy Thing – things in life that you can only understand if you weight more than 2 bills.
  • BP – a mullet (i.e.- Business in the front, party in the back).
  • Car Crasher - last beer in the cooler on the golf course. 
  • Clowned - making somone look foolish. As in, that cab driver took me to the wrong address and left, he clowned me.
  • Drink Her Bathwater – a hot chick.
  • Eating Chocolate – rubbing one out.
  • Fired a red nose on me – to supremely “clown” someone.
  • Heat – good looking chicks at a bar (i.e.- There’s a ton of heat in here).
  • Hog – your man tool (aka: your johnson).
  • Hottie – a good looking chick.
  • Hucklebuck – knocking boots.
  • Jacked Up Grill – someone with bad looking teeth (aka: a bad grill).
  • Jugador – a guy who is smooth with the ladies.
  • Juiced Up – being pretty sauced up (aka: drunk).
  • Sideways Thumb - didn’t like it, didn’t hate it.
  • Snap Dog – a dip of snuff (aka: smokeless tobacco).
  • Squrreling – hiding away money from your wife, a few months in advance of a Vegas trip.
  • Stinknoose – sitting in the middle seat on an airplane while your seatmates are both farting.
  • Summer Teeth – also, bad looking teeth. As in “some are going this way” and “some are going that way”
  • Torqued Up – just past buzzed on your way to drunk.
  • Wherm – a white man perm.
  • WiFoof – emailing or surfing the net while you’re on the can.