Here are some key terms that will come in handy as you are reading the site:

• Beastie - something that’s not just great, but awesome. 
• Big Guy Thing – things in life that you can only understand if you weight more than 2 bills.
• BP – a mullet (i.e.- Business in the front, party in the back).
• Car Crasher - last beer in the cooler on the golf course. 
• Clowned - making somone look foolish. As in, that cab driver took me to the wrong address and left, he clowned me.
• Drink Her Bathwater – a hot chick.
• Eating Chocolate – rubbing one out.
• Fired a red nose on me – to supremely “clown” someone.
• Heat – good looking chicks at a bar (i.e.- There’s a ton of heat in here).
• Hog – your man tool (aka: your johnson).
• Hottie – a good looking chick.
• Hucklebuck – knocking boots.
• Jacked Up Grill – someone with bad looking teeth (aka: a bad grill).
• Jugador – a guy who is smooth with the ladies.
• Juiced Up – being pretty sauced up (aka: drunk).
• Sideways Thumb - didn’t like it, didn’t hate it.
• Snap Dog – a dip of snuff (aka: smokeless tobacco).
• Squrreling – hiding away money from your wife, a few months in advance of a Vegas trip.
• Stinknoose – sitting in the middle seat on an airplane while your seatmates are both farting.
• Summer Teeth – also, bad looking teeth. As in “some are going this way” and “some are going that way”
• Torqued Up – just past buzzed on your way to drunk.
• Wherm – a white man perm.
• WiFoof – emailing or surfing the net while you’re on the can.