Ronaldo hooking up with trannies

A funny storysurfaced about international soccer star, Ronaldo, hooking up with a couple of transvestites.  Apparently he didn’t realize the chicks were she-males, but they knew who Ronaldo was.  Because the dudes tried to extort Ronaldo to keep the story out of the press.  I guess that plan, keeping it out of the press, didn’t work. 

My biggest reaction to this story had nothing to do with the trannies, because I hear they are quite deceptive in Brazil.  I was more shocked at how much Ronaldo has let himself go.  Ronaldo always had funky hair, but what the fuck is he thinking these days.

Ronaldo needs a haircut or a comb (photo courtesy of Brahsome)

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Phil Fulmer should have no problem signing the country’s #1 recruiting class…

Last week, police arrived at Tennessee center Josh McNeil’s apartment to question him about a broken window, and possible burglary.

Unfortunately for him, it was a case of very bad timing.

You see, he was in bed with three women at the time. Three! And we’re not talking about the quarterback. The freaking center!

What the hell was Peyton Manning pulling down back in his day?

How big is this guy’s bed? I assume he’s a pretty big dude himself. It seems a little crowded to me, but I’m sure he wasn’t complaining.

According to the report, all four were heavily intoxicated, and though McNeil is 21, each of the three girls was cited for underage drinking.

Supposedly there are pictures of all three girls floating around out there, and rumor has it they’re each students at Virginia Tech.

I guess smart girls need love too.

Hands free masturbating…

 

Do you ever get annoyed when you’re “working” with one hand and trying to surf the web with the other?

Rubbot.com feels your pain.

They’re designing a new toy to help free up your hands to do other things, and they’re even looking for some beta testers.

After much research, it looks like they’ve decided on a donut looking contraption to give you the best fake blow-job you’ve ever had.

Sign up to be a beta tester here.   You even get to keep it after you answer a few surveys.

Yeah, like they’d want YOURS back.

Don’t wear it out in a week.

The parking implications of a three-some with Derek Jeter…

Derek, if you’re going to be hooking up with random sluts and want to be discreet about it, it’s the little things that count.

So it seems Mr. Yankee was in Miami over the weekend to reap the benefits of his A-list status, and the two babes he hooked up with clowned him on their way out of the Shore Club early this past Sunday morning. After some light night cardio with Derek in his penthouse suite, he forgot to have their parking ticket validated, and they went apeshit when the club tried to charge them for parking.

“Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter’s penthouse and were then charged for parking. The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

‘Obviously, they’d spent the night there,’ giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, ‘After last night, he’d better [bleep]ing take care of it!’ “

A-Rod would have had his shit together. But then again, A-Rod probably only stays in hotels he owns anyways.

Jeter’s chicks would be hotter though. You just know these two probably looked like Marisa Miller and Cindy Crawford.

Forget everything I said. Derek is my idol.

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Belladonna walks away at the top of her game…

Do you know who Belladonna is? I didn’t.

I’m not the guy to ask when it comes to knowledge of porn stars, but I couldn’t happen to be impressed by this chicks resume. In porn circles she’s known as “the one that will do anything”, and she made a career out of horrifying even the most seasoned porn enthusiasts.

She introduced the industry to double anal, stuffed baseball bats up her butt, and even continued to perform in scenes while visibly pregnant.

Like I said. This chick is a beast.

Sadly, she had to call it quits recently after discovering a herpes rash on her ass. Insiders will admit that the industry won’t be the same without double anal. How could it be?

“This is really a big decision for me and it hurts me in some ways, but the way I look at… it’s time to let me body relax. I just don’t want to risk getting Herpes all over my body, or in my eyes.”

In my eyes???? Okay, this has all just gone completely over my head.

Belladonna will no longer perform on camera with other people, however she’s made it clear that she will continue to do masturbation scenes for her most dedicated fans.

Such a trooper!

Check out the comments at the link below. Some are pretty hilarious.

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You’re reading it right: Pussy Juice in a Bottle

“Vulva Original: The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistable woman.”

For the man that has everything.

It’s not advertised as a cologne, but more of a sensory activator. A little dab on your wrist and away you go. If you haven’t gotten any action lately, or maybe you’re just tired of porn, then this might just be for you.

Do the girls in the video have anything to do with making the product?

Visit the NSFW website and watch the very NSFW video here.

New condom makes you bigger and harder…

 

How does that sound?  I know, I know.  You’re already too big.  Or maybe, you don’t want to hurt your lover.  Trust me.  I feel the same way.

But for the rest of you…

British condom maker Futura Medical Plc just released a study that shows its condoms gave men bigger, harder, longer lasting erections.

Will safe sex finally gain mass appeal?

The condom has a gel at the tip that dilates your arteries and rushes more blood-flow to the area.

According to a survey they conducted, a whopping 80% of existing condom users said they wanted to try it, and 49% on non-condom users said they would consider it.

Look for it to gain regulatory approval later this year, and finally onto store shelves in 2008.

I think it’s brilliant.  Where were these things 15 years ago?

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One night of the best sex you’ve ever had with either Catherine Zeta-Jones, Katherine McPhee, Minka Kelly, or Anne Hathaway?

No strings attached. No one knows about it. If you’re gay, we won’t tell your boyfriend. If you’re a girl, we might make you our first guest author.

You’re not dating this person. You’re just using them for sex.

As for me… Hathaway. Then Minka.

Who needs Maxim? The Lesbian/Bi-Sexual Hot 100

The soft core skin mags are all the same (Maxim, FHM, etc). A few weeks ago my buddy Belushi offered up his take on the Maxim Hot 100 List that came out recently (read here ). Admittedly, I’m the first guy to want to see these lists and all the pictures they come with (call me crazy), but I also realize that they’re probably put together by a bunch of editor types and a few of their notable contacts, all in an effort to get people talking. Lindsay Lohan #1. Are you kidding me? Do you really believe any of those guys really felt that way? She’s hot, but far from even the top 25 in anyone’s book.

But Lindsay sells magazines.

She’s all over the gossip blogs and US Weekly. People love to know what she’s up to, where she’s partying, what she’s wearing and most importantly, how recently she’s been waxed.

What if you changed the dynamic? What if you asked a bunch of women to put that list together. To take it a step further, what if you asked a bunch of lesbian/bi-sexual women to put it together? How different would their list be from the Maxim list, or your own personal list (not that you actually have something written down).

AfterEllen.com, a great site dedicated to commentary on lesbian and bi-sexual women in entertainment and the media, did just that. Some of the picks you could have seen coming (#50 Ellen DeGeneres) and some of them you might not even know (#4 Lena Headey). Of course, you’ll see the usual suspects, Scarlett, Alba, Portman and Lohan, but you might be surprised where they rank.

Here are a few of the highlights…

#2 Angelina Jolie - Who doesn’t want to do her?

#4 Lena Headey - who?

#7 Tina Fey - I have a total crush on her. My wife would probably give me a free pass here.

#9 Salma Hayek - I’m trying to get passed the passed pictures I’ve seen of her recently. I think she’s going to have 27 kids.

#16 Jodie Foster - imagine that. I’m surprised she’s not higher.

#19 Halle Berry - flawless beauty. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t age.

#22 Evangeline Lilly - relative newcomer, but she definitely wouldn’t get kicked out of my bed.

#25 Mariska Hargitay - MILF

#41 Jessica Biel - Terrific body. I’m not as high on her as most, but she’s better than 41.

#48 Cate Blanchett - Amazing sex appeal. How old is she anyways. Always dressed very classy.

#51 Famke Janssen - Doable as they come. Just saying her name turns me on.

#53 Olivia Wilde - Smoking hot. Loved her when she was on the OC.

#54 Penelope Cruz - She’s in my personal top 10. I have a serious weakness for the Latin ladies. My wife knows this is her competition.

#64 Sandra Bullock - I can see why she’s attractive to Lesbians. Just something about her.

#65 Katherine Heigl - great picture of her here. #65 is probably about right for her in my book.

#68 Monica Bellucci - should be much higher. There are some pretty spectacular pics of her floating around.

#73 Rose Rollins -have no idea who she is, but she’s on my list now.

#82 Angie Harmon - Love those Texas girls, and the deep voice does it for me every time.

#84 Katee Sackhoff - “So crazy in bed she’ll rip your Sackoff!!”

#91 Deanna Casaluce - wouldn’t mind seeing her naked.

#93 Sandra Oh - great actress, but does nothing for me.

#96 Jackie Warner - she would definitely kick my ass.

#98 Amelie Mauresmo - 98% chance she has a dick of her own.

#99 Carrie-Anne Moss - Surprised she’s not higher. I’d always heard that she drives lesbians wild. I’d do her too.

See the whole list, and find out who’s #1 at AfterEllen.com

(all images courtesy AfterEllen.com)