Hottest Chick on new Big Break Hawaii?

The Golf Channel is doing another edition of their Big Break golf challenge from Hawaii.  This one called, Big Break Ka’anapali, features 12 female golfers competing for an exemption to an LPGA event.  The winner also has all of their entry fees paid for the LPGA mini-tour, wins some cash and a BMW.  So it’s a pretty big deal for the ladies competing.  And they’ve brought into some competitors who have extensive college or pro golf experience, including our own Sophie Sandolo.  You’ll remember Sophie from our feature on the hottest female golfers of 2007.

But when I watched the first episode I was struck by something more than their talent.  First, a few of these girls are hot.  Not just golfer hot, but genuinely good look women.  And second the Golf Channel cameras focus A LOT on the tits & ass of the different competitors.  The first competition had a few of the girls stripping down to their bikinis.  Then during the golf challenge there were quite a few tight shots on the breasts of the contestants.  And a few of these girls look to be hiding midgets under their shirts.

This formula isn’t entirely new for the Big Break.  They had a couple of nice looking girls in past seasons.  But for this season it appears they’ve made a big effort to find some of the best looking semi-pro golfers available.  I fully expect to see a guest appearance from LPGA star Natalie Gulbis this season.

So do I recommend checking out the Big Break Ka’anapali?  Definitely.  Golf fans will find the skills competitions fairly interesting.  And even if you don’t like golf, there are a couple of fine looking ladies who make it must see TV.  So which are the best looking ladies on the 2008 Big Break?  Below is a list, in order, of the finest lady golfers on the Big Break Ka’anapali.

**NOTE: I revised the rankings after watching a few episodes.  I reference the original rankings.  But the new rankings are based on what I saw of the girls on TV.**

Best Looking Chicks on the Big Break Ka’anapali:
1. Elizabeth Stuart (original rank: #2)
Exceptionally cute 27 year old from Tampa, Florida.  Did I mention she’s cute?  Plus she lists the Bucs as an interest, so she appears to like football.  Definitely a keeper.  She debuted lower when I first put together the list, but then I kept moving her up.  Finally I realized she’s not just cute, she’s hot…so she truly deserved the top spot.

Elizabeth Stuart

Elizabeth Stuart

2. Courtney Erdman (original rank #4)
Her husband gave up his own golf dreams to caddy for her…how sweet.  26 years old from Cali.  She’s got some fantastic assets.  Jumped from #4 to #2 after watching two episodes.

Courtney Erdman

Courtney Erdman

3. Tina Miller (original rank #1)
Hot blonde 25 year old from Miami, Florida.  Loves to exercise and it shows.  Recently engaged. Has her own website.  I think most guys wouldn’t mind carrying her bag for 36 holes.  Was my original #1, but she got passed up by the two above her.  The top 3 are all VERY close, because they are all really nice looking.

Tina Miller

Tina Miller

4. Christina Lecuyer (original rank #3)
A hot, athletic 26 old Canadian.  Another plus, she’s single and she used to be a bartender.  So it sounds like she’s not afraid to mix it up.

Christina Lecuyer

Christina Lecuyer

5. Sophie Sandolo 
Steamy French sexpot is a bit older than her top competitors, but still very hot for 32.  If you don’t believe me, check out some of her racy nude calendar photos.  She’s most likely to strip down naked to play a par 3 on the Big Break.

Sophie Sandolo

6. Cirbie Sheppard 
Let me start by saying I think this chick might be a little bit crazy.  She wears goth looking golf outfits and is into martial arts and “Legends of Zelda”.  But the 25 year old Californian might also be the most underrated girl on my list.  She’s one to watch as the show progresses.

Cirbie Sheppard

7. Kim Welch 
Exotic looking Californian is 25.  Also listed as single.

Kim Welch

8. Samantha Head 
An English chick with blonde hair, straight teeth, who’s single and plays golf.  Paging English Dave.  Samantha also gets bonus points for having an identical twin, which always is hot.

Samantha Head

9. Adrienne Gautreaux
27 year old from Dallas, Texas.  I’m not usually into curly redheads, but she’s got some talent.

Adrienne Gautreaux

10. I awarded tenth place as a tie between the other 3 contestants.

So now tell me how you’d rank them?

Bar Rafaeli or Petra Nemcova?

If you took their best photo, I think you’d go with Petra.

But if you just looked at this photo, I’d say Bar.  That little peek at her bra does it all for me.

Oh, and the height discrepancy isn’t that big, if any.  Petra’s in flats and Bar is rocking some Christian Louboutin stilettos.  I know you can’t see them here, but trust me.  There are several other pics floating around out there to back me up.  I was just too lazy to post them here.

New Tennis Hottie: Alona Bondarenko

I like where Kswiss is going.  They’ve selected a hot, new star of women’s tennis to be their shoe model.  Alona Bondarenko is featured in this new Kswiss advertisement from Tennis Magazine.  Alona isn’t just a pretty face either, she’s currently ranked in the top 30 players in the World.

Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova have got some company…

 

Maria Menounos has a navel ring?

Who am I to argue?  I just figured she was a little old for that.  Never been much of a fan.  Those came around after my time.  I figure every high schooler has one these days, along with a Brazilian wax.

Regardless, she’s still in my top 5.

She looks a little confused about what to do with her jacket in this next pic.  Who jogs like that?

Guess the dirty girl…

Minka Kelly and Rachel Bilson are a couple of relatively low-profile Hollywood hotties that have, at least to date, enjoyed a pretty wholesome public image.

Oddly enough, and I’m not sure if they have the same publicist or what, but they recently arrived at a Saks Fifth Avenue cocktail party together in the same limo.

Now we know that it’s all the rage for the paparazzi these days to snap pics of pretty girls getting out of cars and trying to get a crotch shot. Why do we love these pictures so much? I’ll admit. I love them. It just gives you that little bit of insight into a world only her boyfriend knows about. But I digress.

What was I saying? Why am I sweating?

Oh yeah.

You would think that it would be relatively easy for any sober girl to cover up the goods, either with a hand or purse or something. Most do with no problem. You think Ivanka Trump would ever make that mistake? Yeah right.

Anyways, as Minka and Rachel exited the limo, one of them gave it up.

If you had to guess. Which of them was it? Here’s a hint: Leopard print.

And by the way, if I had to guess, it looks like we have a bald eagle on our hands.

Click here to find out.

Top 5 Richest Female Models

No, today we’re not just focused on looks. We’re talking money. Who are the models that bring in the most dough. Thanks to Forbes for the research. All based on 2006 earnings. So let’s compare the “assets” of the top ladies of the modeling world.

Top 5 Richest Female Models
1) Gisele (estimated $33 Million)

2) Kate Moss (estimated $9 Million)

3) Heidi Klum (estimated $6 Million)

4) Adriana Lima (estimated $6 Million)

5) Allesandra Ambrosio (estimated $6 Million)

How much would you pay for a bikini?

Would you by a $1.2 Million dollar bikini? Like the one Shannon Michelle is wearing here:

Shannon Michelle models a $1.2 Million bikini at Cannes.

Or maybe you prefer the $30 Million diamond bikini that Molly Sims is wearing here:

Molly Sims modeling a $30 Million bikini made of diamonds for SI.

Personally, I am more than happy with the sub $100.00 priced bikinis, like these below:

If they price bikinis by the amount of material used, these girls would be loving life.

Sexy Coed Pictures

Flickr is an amazing place to spend some time. One minute I was looking for a pictures of a maple tree, and next thing you know I’m browsing through someone’s photo blog of cute coeds and sexy chicks. Yeah, I know…likely story. But the fascinating thing about my journey was I discovered some reoccurring trends in slutty, young girl dress up fashion today. Take a photo stroll with me below to learn more.

There seem to be some regular trends in how chicks dress up to try to look sexy. Our first theme is: The Sexy Nurse

Now this is a nursing school I’d like to attend.

More sexy girl nurse outfits.

Even more sexy coeds posing in nurse outfits.

This next photo takes us into the transition to slutty chick theme #2: The Sexy Bunny

Here we have sexy nurse coeds and hot bunny coed in the same picture.

More girls in sexy bunny outfits.

Even more coeds as bunnies (Note: I don’t know what’s wrong with that girl in the back either).

These chicks kick up the sluttiness a notch on the bunny look.

Cute chicks posing in their Playboy bunny outfits.

Who are friends to the sexy bunny? Cops, of course. Theme #3: The Slutty Cop

Sexy Cop & Sexy Bunny posing together.

I would not mind being arrested by this group of sexy coeds, dressed as cops.

Our next set of photos examines a theme that surprised me for college chicks: The Slutty Wedding look

Only in college do chicks dress up like this for weddings.

I have a feeling none of these chicks really will be wearing white on their wedding day.

The Slutty Wedding look gave way to the Sexy Lingerie look.

Warms my heart to see what the kids are learning in college today.

And finally we end with the potpourri of themes all mixed together.

A sexy sailor, sexy ladybug, slutty bunny, hot cop and sexy airline pilot all in one picture. Awesome!

So which sexy coed look is your favorite?

Play dress-up with Josie Maran…

Although we’ve only been around a little bit, the traffic to Don’tCostNothing has risen dramatically every month. I think I can speak for the other 2 editors in that we are grateful for ya’ll (we’re from Texas, can’t help it) coming back to see what we’ve got to say.

I did a post a few weeks ago about wanting to get to know our readers, and enjoyed the very non-scientific feedback.

I know most of you are lurkers, but I think it’s cool to get a glimpse into what ya’ll are like. After all, this site is purportedly “a look inside the mind of the 30-something guy”. I’ve actually gotten several emails from female readers, as well as plenty of guys that are well beyond their 30’s. More than anything, I think I just like to see how my tastes compare to others.

All that mess aside, I want to know what a woman can wear that turns you on the most. I know that every woman is different, and that certain things look better on some than others, so I’ve taken it upon myself to take those variables out of the equation.

There’s no denying Josie Maran is an uber-hottie, and she just happens to be one of my all time favorites. She’s been in everything from Victoria’s Secret to Sports Illustrated to being the face of Maybelline. If you look hard enough there’s even some great nude shots of her floating around. No, you’ll have to find them on your own.

If you had a hot date with Josie, what would you want her to wear that would make her even more attractive to you?

Up top, I think we can agree that we’d like to see something relatively fitted, and preferably low-cut. But what about those long legs of hers?

Are you a short shorts guy, or maybe you’re more into a sexy pair of jeans? Let me know.

1. A. Leg-baring dress.

B. Short shorts

C. Mini-skirt

D. Sexy tight jeans

What about underneath? Are you a thong guy? Boy shorts? Or is it all-commando all the time?

2. A. Boy shorts

B. Bikinis

C. Thong

D. Briefs

E. Commando

What turns you on the most?

Again, I appreciate the feedback. If it helps, feel free to forward me your significant other’s email, and I’ll send them the results as discreetly as I can.

Oh yeah. If Josie were mine for a day, it’d be A, then C.

Photos of Hottest SI Swimsuit Models

I’m a big believer in the quote made famous by football legend Darrell Royal, “You gotta dance with who brung ya.” And with that spirit in-mind, I want to take a look at some of the swimsuit supermodels who paved the way for today’s generation of hotties. These are the beautiful, bikini clad ladies that I fondly recall from my youth. I think it’s important to give these fine women their proper due.

So here are some of the hottest pictures of SI’s most legendary Swimsuit Models:

Cheryl Tiegs is where hot chicks in swimsuits began. This see-thru fishnet swimsuit is still one of the best ever.

Christie Brinkley showing off some of her assets in a late 80’s g-string bikini.

Was there ever a hotter swimsuit chick than Paulina Porizkova?

Stacey Williams was vastly underrated in her era. She’s a smoking hot brunette.

Niki Taylor showing off her breasts and an ass I never knew she had. Wow, amazing.

Speaking of breasts…how about the large breasts of beautiful Tyra Banks.

Don’t you cry tonight…don’t you cry tonight. Axl, what you were you thinking? The sultry Stephanie Seymour.

I don’t care if she’s married to Uncle Jessie or Jerry O’Connell. Rebecca Romijn is still hot.

So hot, she only needs one name - Vendela. Showing off her titties in this picture. The line to drink her bathwater starts behind a buddy of mine who’s been obsessed with her for over a decade. She’s still his one “out” with his wife, even after all these years.

Has there ever been a hotter girl next store look than Kathy Ireland? Oh baby!

Seal, you lucky son of a bitch. Heidi Klum is the O.G. of bikini models.

And one more of Heidi Klum. I guess you can tell who’s my favorite legendary bikini model.

Who’s your favorite bikini model in this group?