Marisa Miller 2008 Maxim photo shoot video…

For the life of me, I have no idea how her perfect breasts aren’t popping out of the green bra.

See for yourself…

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1588021&vid=235388

Would you rather… Emmanuelle Chriqui or Mila Kunis?

Exotic? Check. Cool name? Check. Hot ass body? Check.

Both of these two ladies are relatively new to the Hollywood scene, but are definitely moving up the charts in a big way.

You can’t go wrong with either, but this guy can’t get enough of Mila.

Thoughts?

(images courtesy Spalsh News)

A soccer team full of hot chicks

I think this is an idea that could work, I would watch a match featuring these lovely ladies.  Heck the idea might even be so good that it could cheer up poor John Terry, who blew the UEFA Cup for Chelsea a week ago.

Nothing like a bunch of good looking women in uniform.

Hottest soccer chicks

Michelle Marsh is #11 on Co-Ed Magazines hottest soccer WAGs.
(Picture courtesy: Softpedia)

Soccer players are living the good life, check out their hot ladies.  I won’t ruin the surprise and tell you who was #1, but there is a lot of talent on that list.

Say it ain’t so Scarlett Johansson

A sad day for men all over the World, Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market.  Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds are engaged.

Hottie Scarlett Johansson is off the market (photo courtesy: AskMen)

I guess the only good news is that Scarlett has said she doesn’t believe in monogamy.  So maybe there’s still a chance…

Ashley Force & Danica Patrick separated at birth?

This past weekend Ashley Force became the first female driver to ever win an NHRA funny car event.  Ashley won the Summit Racing Equipment NHRA Southern Nationals in Commerce, Georgia.  Her win comes a few weeks after Danica Patrick became the first woman to ever win an Indy Car Race, which Danica’s win at the Japan 300.  Holy Natalie Gulbis, the hot chicks are finally starting to win.

So what got into these two lead footed hotties?  And a better question would be has anyone ever seen Ashley Force & Danica Patrick in the same room, at the same time?

Ashley Force

Danica Patrick

Truthfully I think Ashley Force is a lot hotter.  The big question is how long will it be until someone convinces Ashley, or one of her sisters below, to lean over the front of her car and show off her ass like Danica did for FHM magazine.  I’m predicting that day is coming very soon.

Danica Patrick showing off her ass crack for FHM magazine

Ashley’s sister, Brittany Force in red and her sister Courtney Force in blue

I’m proud that I got through that entire piece without using the phrase “she really knows how to work a gear shift”.  Who do you think is hotter - Danica Patrick or Ashley Force?

Reality TV Thong

Who said reality TV was bad?  I need to start watching Big Brother.

I bet you watch it more than once.  Have a great Friday!

 

Hottest Chick on new Big Break Hawaii?

The Golf Channel is doing another edition of their Big Break golf challenge from Hawaii.  This one called, Big Break Ka’anapali, features 12 female golfers competing for an exemption to an LPGA event.  The winner also has all of their entry fees paid for the LPGA mini-tour, wins some cash and a BMW.  So it’s a pretty big deal for the ladies competing.  And they’ve brought into some competitors who have extensive college or pro golf experience, including our own Sophie Sandolo.  You’ll remember Sophie from our feature on the hottest female golfers of 2007.

But when I watched the first episode I was struck by something more than their talent.  First, a few of these girls are hot.  Not just golfer hot, but genuinely good look women.  And second the Golf Channel cameras focus A LOT on the tits & ass of the different competitors.  The first competition had a few of the girls stripping down to their bikinis.  Then during the golf challenge there were quite a few tight shots on the breasts of the contestants.  And a few of these girls look to be hiding midgets under their shirts.

This formula isn’t entirely new for the Big Break.  They had a couple of nice looking girls in past seasons.  But for this season it appears they’ve made a big effort to find some of the best looking semi-pro golfers available.  I fully expect to see a guest appearance from LPGA star Natalie Gulbis this season.

So do I recommend checking out the Big Break Ka’anapali?  Definitely.  Golf fans will find the skills competitions fairly interesting.  And even if you don’t like golf, there are a couple of fine looking ladies who make it must see TV.  So which are the best looking ladies on the 2008 Big Break?  Below is a list, in order, of the finest lady golfers on the Big Break Ka’anapali.

**NOTE: I revised the rankings after watching a few episodes.  I reference the original rankings.  But the new rankings are based on what I saw of the girls on TV.**

Best Looking Chicks on the Big Break Ka’anapali:
1. Elizabeth Stuart (original rank: #2)
Exceptionally cute 27 year old from Tampa, Florida.  Did I mention she’s cute?  Plus she lists the Bucs as an interest, so she appears to like football.  Definitely a keeper.  She debuted lower when I first put together the list, but then I kept moving her up.  Finally I realized she’s not just cute, she’s hot…so she truly deserved the top spot.

Elizabeth Stuart

Elizabeth Stuart

2. Courtney Erdman (original rank #4)
Her husband gave up his own golf dreams to caddy for her…how sweet.  26 years old from Cali.  She’s got some fantastic assets.  Jumped from #4 to #2 after watching two episodes.

Courtney Erdman

Courtney Erdman

3. Tina Miller (original rank #1)
Hot blonde 25 year old from Miami, Florida.  Loves to exercise and it shows.  Recently engaged. Has her own website.  I think most guys wouldn’t mind carrying her bag for 36 holes.  Was my original #1, but she got passed up by the two above her.  The top 3 are all VERY close, because they are all really nice looking.

Tina Miller

Tina Miller

4. Christina Lecuyer (original rank #3)
A hot, athletic 26 old Canadian.  Another plus, she’s single and she used to be a bartender.  So it sounds like she’s not afraid to mix it up.

Christina Lecuyer

Christina Lecuyer

5. Sophie Sandolo 
Steamy French sexpot is a bit older than her top competitors, but still very hot for 32.  If you don’t believe me, check out some of her racy nude calendar photos.  She’s most likely to strip down naked to play a par 3 on the Big Break.

Sophie Sandolo

6. Cirbie Sheppard 
Let me start by saying I think this chick might be a little bit crazy.  She wears goth looking golf outfits and is into martial arts and “Legends of Zelda”.  But the 25 year old Californian might also be the most underrated girl on my list.  She’s one to watch as the show progresses.

Cirbie Sheppard

7. Kim Welch 
Exotic looking Californian is 25.  Also listed as single.

Kim Welch

8. Samantha Head 
An English chick with blonde hair, straight teeth, who’s single and plays golf.  Paging English Dave.  Samantha also gets bonus points for having an identical twin, which always is hot.

Samantha Head

9. Adrienne Gautreaux
27 year old from Dallas, Texas.  I’m not usually into curly redheads, but she’s got some talent.

Adrienne Gautreaux

10. I awarded tenth place as a tie between the other 3 contestants.

So now tell me how you’d rank them?

Bar Rafaeli or Petra Nemcova?

If you took their best photo, I think you’d go with Petra.

But if you just looked at this photo, I’d say Bar.  That little peek at her bra does it all for me.

Oh, and the height discrepancy isn’t that big, if any.  Petra’s in flats and Bar is rocking some Christian Louboutin stilettos.  I know you can’t see them here, but trust me.  There are several other pics floating around out there to back me up.  I was just too lazy to post them here.

Minka Kelly has moved into my top 5…

There’s no way I’m alone here am I?

Stunning! I’d take her over Jessica Simpson, Bar Rafaeli and Eva Mendes. She looks like Josie Maran about 7 years ago.
I have a feeling “Friday Night Lights” won’t be her last job.

Let’s not get carried away though. She’s still hasn’t attained Bond preferred 3-some status.

Marisa Miller, Jessica Alba and I are still happily enjoying one another’s company.