Marisa Miller 2008 Maxim photo shoot video…

For the life of me, I have no idea how her perfect breasts aren’t popping out of the green bra.

See for yourself…

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1588021&vid=235388

Would you rather… Emmanuelle Chriqui or Mila Kunis?

Exotic? Check. Cool name? Check. Hot ass body? Check.

Both of these two ladies are relatively new to the Hollywood scene, but are definitely moving up the charts in a big way.

You can’t go wrong with either, but this guy can’t get enough of Mila.

Thoughts?

(images courtesy Spalsh News)

Hottest soccer chicks

Michelle Marsh is #11 on Co-Ed Magazines hottest soccer WAGs.
(Picture courtesy: Softpedia)

Soccer players are living the good life, check out their hot ladies.  I won’t ruin the surprise and tell you who was #1, but there is a lot of talent on that list.

Say it ain’t so Scarlett Johansson

A sad day for men all over the World, Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market.  Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds are engaged.

Hottie Scarlett Johansson is off the market (photo courtesy: AskMen)

I guess the only good news is that Scarlett has said she doesn’t believe in monogamy.  So maybe there’s still a chance…

No shirt, no shoes…just golf

I feel for you if you’re not a John Daly fan, because the guy has character. How many other pro golfers, or pro athletes, would play a round of golf with a reporter…and not put on their shoes or shirt?  Dennis Rodman?  John Riggins?  It’s gotta be a pretty short list. 

 How many “cold ones” do you think Daly had before filming this piece?

Ronaldo hooking up with trannies

A funny storysurfaced about international soccer star, Ronaldo, hooking up with a couple of transvestites.  Apparently he didn’t realize the chicks were she-males, but they knew who Ronaldo was.  Because the dudes tried to extort Ronaldo to keep the story out of the press.  I guess that plan, keeping it out of the press, didn’t work. 

My biggest reaction to this story had nothing to do with the trannies, because I hear they are quite deceptive in Brazil.  I was more shocked at how much Ronaldo has let himself go.  Ronaldo always had funky hair, but what the fuck is he thinking these days.

Ronaldo needs a haircut or a comb (photo courtesy of Brahsome)

Ashley Force & Danica Patrick separated at birth?

This past weekend Ashley Force became the first female driver to ever win an NHRA funny car event.  Ashley won the Summit Racing Equipment NHRA Southern Nationals in Commerce, Georgia.  Her win comes a few weeks after Danica Patrick became the first woman to ever win an Indy Car Race, which Danica’s win at the Japan 300.  Holy Natalie Gulbis, the hot chicks are finally starting to win.

So what got into these two lead footed hotties?  And a better question would be has anyone ever seen Ashley Force & Danica Patrick in the same room, at the same time?

Ashley Force

Danica Patrick

Truthfully I think Ashley Force is a lot hotter.  The big question is how long will it be until someone convinces Ashley, or one of her sisters below, to lean over the front of her car and show off her ass like Danica did for FHM magazine.  I’m predicting that day is coming very soon.

Danica Patrick showing off her ass crack for FHM magazine

Ashley’s sister, Brittany Force in red and her sister Courtney Force in blue

I’m proud that I got through that entire piece without using the phrase “she really knows how to work a gear shift”.  Who do you think is hotter - Danica Patrick or Ashley Force?

Tennis superstar + hack golfer = love?

ESPN.com had a column about Trip Kuehne’s last time playing the Masters.  The column, by Gene “Prone to Sensationalism” Wojciechowski, was a trip down memory lane to a time when Trip lost to Tiger Woods in the US Amateur.

But it wasn’t the part about Trip or Tiger that caught my attention.  What made me say ‘what?’ was reading that Venus Williams was in Trip’s gallery.  So now I’m confused why a Wimblendon is following around an amateur golfer.  Did Venue get lost trying to find Ernie or Phil’s group?  Did Trip win one of those ‘hang with a star for a day’ that Make-A-Wish does?  Did Venus forget her glasses and think “Trip Kuehne” said “Tiger Woods”?

The story reveals that Venus is there with Trip’s brother, Hank Kuehne.  Hank’s a professional golfer who has yet to make hay on the Nationwide Tour.  So I’m thinking that maybe Hank retired from golf and is persuing a career as a sports agent.  Maybe he’s trying to woo Venue to be one of his clients.  Wrong again.

Turns out Hank Kuehne and Venus Williams are an item.  They’ve been dating for some time, and purportedly (Wikipedia) got engaged in January.  I was a bit surprised by this discovery.  Not because he’s white and she’s black, that’s not an issue.  But because she’s a superstar athlete and he’s just a regular athlete, and “regular” might be stretching it if he doesn’t win a few Nationwide events soon.

Is there anything wrong with an attractive female, megastar tennis player dating a Q School regular?  No, but I guess I figured Venue would have her pick of top-shelf athletes and celebrities.  After all her sister, Serena, dated NBA-star Chris Webber, mega-producer Brett Ratner and rapper Common.  So I just assumed big sis Venus would have a bigger name boyfriend/fiance/husband.

Nothing against Hank, I’m sure he’s a fantastic guy (although I think Coach takes him with 2 a side).  I guess it just proves that relationships are hard to predict.  So now I must wish Hank & Venus success in their marriage & life.

Venus Williams & Hank Kuehne

Bar Rafaeli or Petra Nemcova?

If you took their best photo, I think you’d go with Petra.

But if you just looked at this photo, I’d say Bar.  That little peek at her bra does it all for me.

Oh, and the height discrepancy isn’t that big, if any.  Petra’s in flats and Bar is rocking some Christian Louboutin stilettos.  I know you can’t see them here, but trust me.  There are several other pics floating around out there to back me up.  I was just too lazy to post them here.

Minka Kelly has moved into my top 5…

There’s no way I’m alone here am I?

Stunning! I’d take her over Jessica Simpson, Bar Rafaeli and Eva Mendes. She looks like Josie Maran about 7 years ago.
I have a feeling “Friday Night Lights” won’t be her last job.

Let’s not get carried away though. She’s still hasn’t attained Bond preferred 3-some status.

Marisa Miller, Jessica Alba and I are still happily enjoying one another’s company.