Marisa Miller 2008 Maxim photo shoot video…

For the life of me, I have no idea how her perfect breasts aren’t popping out of the green bra.

See for yourself…

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1588021&vid=235388

Would you rather… Emmanuelle Chriqui or Mila Kunis?

Exotic? Check. Cool name? Check. Hot ass body? Check.

Both of these two ladies are relatively new to the Hollywood scene, but are definitely moving up the charts in a big way.

You can’t go wrong with either, but this guy can’t get enough of Mila.

Thoughts?

(images courtesy Spalsh News)

Bar Rafaeli or Petra Nemcova?

If you took their best photo, I think you’d go with Petra.

But if you just looked at this photo, I’d say Bar.  That little peek at her bra does it all for me.

Oh, and the height discrepancy isn’t that big, if any.  Petra’s in flats and Bar is rocking some Christian Louboutin stilettos.  I know you can’t see them here, but trust me.  There are several other pics floating around out there to back me up.  I was just too lazy to post them here.

Minka Kelly has moved into my top 5…

There’s no way I’m alone here am I?

Stunning! I’d take her over Jessica Simpson, Bar Rafaeli and Eva Mendes. She looks like Josie Maran about 7 years ago.
I have a feeling “Friday Night Lights” won’t be her last job.

Let’s not get carried away though. She’s still hasn’t attained Bond preferred 3-some status.

Marisa Miller, Jessica Alba and I are still happily enjoying one another’s company.

Marisa Miller turns to boxing to keep her body in bikini shape…

OK. Last Marisa Miller post for a while, I promise.

She can actually throw a pretty mean punch.

Can you imagine being asked to spar against her?  Those little shorts and bra would be the end of me.

I bet the footage of the rest of the gym while she’s in the ring is priceless.  That, and I bet memberships at that place just got a serious boost.

Marisa Miller talks bodypaint with Letterman…

Normally these interviews are pretty lame, but you’ll get a kick out of this one.

She goes into detail about the body-painted bikinis and Dave’s responses are hilarious…

I can’t get the embed to work, so you’ll have to click this link to watch the video.  It’s well worth it.

Marisa Miller finally gets her day in the sun…graces 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue cover.

There isn’t a better body out there.  Period.

In the SI world Marisa Miller has taken a backseat to the likes of Heidi Klum and Bar Rafaeli the last few years, but she’s finally broken through.

If making men treat their bodies like an amusement park was a crime, she’d get life without parole.  There were over a thousand pics of all the SI ladies unleashed on CNNSI.com today, but I guarantee Marisa gets the most clicks.

Here are just a few of my favorites.

Don’t forget to check out the bodypainting ones here…

Don’t stare down there too long.  It’s like the sun.  It’ll so bright it’ll blind you…

Here’s one of the body painting ones…Is there an internship program?

Today’s Bond girls…Sharapova, Nemcova, Trump and Kiebler

Statuesque blondes. Is there a more powerful presence in the world?

Tall blondes have power.

When a beautiful blonde in a short skirt and high heels walks into a room everyone notices. They don’t have to be famous, smart, rich or anything. They command your attention.

Maria Sharapova, Petra Nemcova, Ivanka Trump and Stacey Kiebler. Four ladies that have the gift. Can you imagine those legs wrapped around you for one night?

Pick one. How do you choose? Prettiest face? Best tits? Most money?

I’ll tell you, after getting to search for these pics, the choice is pretty clear to me. Sadly, except for maybe Ivanka, none of these pics do any of them any justice. In all honesty, there was no way any straight man could get through the Nemcova pics without having to take a “break”.

Without hesitation, and in this order, Petra Nemcova, Ivanka, Maria, then Stacey Kiebler. The last two are basically interchangeable. I think Maria is the tallest of the bunch.

Petra has the best figure overall, and it’s not even close.

Do you agree?

Today’s Bond girls…Cavallari, Cuthbert, Simpson or Moore?

Consider this a tribute to Miss Goodnight from Man with the Golden Gun. I’m thinking about my all time favorite Bond girl, Britt Ekland. Halle Berry had nothing on her.

I tried to make this hard, but you tell me. Thinking strictly about their superficial qualities, forget her personality, which of these four ladies would you make your Bond girl for one night?

a. Kristin Cavallari

b. Elisha Cuthbert

c. Ashlee Simpson

d. Mandy Moore

Admittedly these pictures don’t do them justice, but I go A, D, B, C. And if you throw Carrie Underwood into the mix, she goes right to the top.

Today’s Bond Girls…Daniela Pestova and Ana Beatriz Barros

Let’s face it. The sexiest Bond girls are never American. Sorry Halle.

I want to see exotic elegance, long legs, fantastic cleavage and thick accents.

I’ve never been able to decide whether the sexist women come from Eastern Europe or Brazil, so I’m going with both.

Daniela Pestova isn’t as popular as she once was, but she’s an all time classic. She was the resident bikini model for Victoria’s Secret for several years, because quite frankly, no one looked better in a two piece than Daniela. Honestly. They used stock photos of her forever because she looked so damn good.

She was born October 14, 1970 in Teplice, Czechoslovakia. 5′11″ 34-23-36, 134 lbs. (per Wikipedia)

Ana Beatriz Barros often takes a back seat to her more popular, fellow Brazilians Gisele, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. Let this be her official coming out party. She just launched her brand new website…

Lots of Ana

She was born May 29, 1982 in Itabira, Minas Gerais, Brazil. 5′11″ (per Wikipedia)

Daniela. Ana.

You can’t do much more exotic than that.