Suffering From Tiger Withdrawal?
Posted by Coach on June 30, 2008
Or even if you’re not, it’s probably a good idea to get know some of the rank and file on the PGA Tour. So many of these guys seem to run together - they’re all pleats and polos and yawn. I thought I’d give a few reference points, some look alikes, to help you remember who’s who. Again, these are the lesser known guys. We know Tiger looks like Ruthie from the Real World, Jim Furyk looks like that muppet eagle, Nick Faldo looks like Harrison Ford, and Ernie Els looks like a sea bass.
Bob Tway, winner of eight PGA events, including the 1986 PGA Championship, where he famously holed out from a bunker to clown Greg Norman.
I’m sure he won’t mind the comparison to Dirk Diggler, but let’s not carried away, Bob. Hard to believe, but neither man is wearing a wig here.
Tag Ridings, winner of not just a whole lot. But look at this…
Is Tag holding a bobblehead of Dwight or Dwight holding a bobblehead of Tag?
Carl Pettersson, winner of two PGA Tour events…
And good old loveable Uter from the Simpsons. That’s uncanny. You know Carl would trade that trophy for a bag of cookies. Chocolate cookies. You can almost see the permanent brown ring around his mouth.
Rory Sabbatini, winner of four PGA Tour events. Not necessarily lesser known, though he’s known for the wrong reasons. See: Being a giant asshead. Anyway…
Rory is an RBOGH - Rare Breed Of Giant Hobbit – unlike Bilbo Baggins, pictured here, who is your standard Hobbit. You want proof? He dines on live, full sized kangaroos. Everyone knows RBOGHs eat big roos.
Paul Goydos, winner of two PGA Tour events. Great guy, but…
He looks just like a weeble wobble.
toddbenzinger said
Check this website everyday – only to be disappointed for the 17! Lets get some fresh material. British Open, Budweiser no longer represents America, Hot blonde that was on big break, longest all-star game ever, Greg Norman still plays golf – all kinds of hot topics.