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Ashley Force & Danica Patrick separated at birth?

Posted by Belushi on April 28, 2008

This past weekend Ashley Force became the first female driver to ever win an NHRA funny car event.  Ashley won the Summit Racing Equipment NHRA Southern Nationals in Commerce, Georgia.  Her win comes a few weeks after Danica Patrick became the first woman to ever win an Indy Car Race, which Danica’s win at the Japan 300.  Holy Natalie Gulbis, the hot chicks are finally starting to win.

So what got into these two lead footed hotties?  And a better question would be has anyone ever seen Ashley Force & Danica Patrick in the same room, at the same time?

Ashley Force
Ashley Force

Danica Patrick
Danica Patrick

Truthfully I think Ashley Force is a lot hotter.  The big question is how long will it be until someone convinces Ashley, or one of her sisters below, to lean over the front of her car and show off her ass like Danica did for FHM magazine.  I’m predicting that day is coming very soon.

Danica Patrick in FHM Magazine
Danica Patrick showing off her ass crack for FHM magazine

Brittany & Courtney Force
Ashley’s sister, Brittany Force in red and her sister Courtney Force in blue

I’m proud that I got through that entire piece without using the phrase “she really knows how to work a gear shift”.  Who do you think is hotter - Danica Patrick or Ashley Force?

5 Responses to “Ashley Force & Danica Patrick separated at birth?”

  1. thegolfgirl Says:

    If you did get to see Ashley and Danica in the same room you’d know the difference. Danica is 5′2″ and Ashley is 5′7″. Also Ashley has substantially more breastage than Danica, who, not to be outdone, has a very beautiful bottom. According to the photo above, at least. ;o)

    They’re both pretty amazing.

  2. English Dave Says:

    Hmmm. Ashley has a hint of the Monica’s about her in the face, although she looks considerably more welcoming, and Danica reminds me of Winnie out of The Wonder Years. Maybe it’s the name. But, oh, what’s this, breastage you say? That trumps bottoms in my book. So, in trusting the girl of golf, Ashley it is for me. But I need more detailed pictures.

    Oh, and by the way, in following links, TheGolfGirl jumps into my top 3 from the previous post, even though she is not, to the best of my knowledge, on this Big Break thing. Now that’s talent. Nicely done, young lady.

    David

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