Does Billy Ray Cyrus sleep at night?
Posted by Belushi on January 18, 2008
So I watched 10 minutes of a Hollywood show on E television last night. The first story was about Miley Cyrus (aka: Hannah Montana). She talked about her mega hot tour and denied rumors that she’s in love with a Jonas Brother. They showed the Jonas Brothers, otherwise I wouldn’t have known what a ‘Jonas Brother’ was. She seemed like a nice, well grounded kid..and yes, I say kid (eventhough she’s already made more money than all of us combined) because she’s under 18.
The next story that comes on is about Britney Spear’s latest exploits. Apparently she’s dating a papparazzi, who already is talking in the media about selling naked pics of Britney…and is rumored to have filmed a sex tape with Brit. Anyway, Britney and this guy are being filmed in a drug store shopping for pregnancy tests. Only the whole thing turns out to be a hoax. I’m sure a lot of you are aware of this story, especially if you are a regular reader of PerezHilton like Bond. But the point isn’t this particular story, it’s just that Britney Spears life keeps getting more and more bazaar. I mean sure it was likely that she’d wind up ‘white trash’ since she grew up in Louisiana. But when she made all of that money early in her career with her squeeky clean teen pop, I figured maybe she had saved herself from a normal wt chick’s life of booze, menthol cigarettes, belly button rings, lower back tats, waitressing, and multiple kids with different Dads. But look how crazy Britney is now…it really is startling.
So if you are the father of the current queen of teen pop, Miley Cyrus. Do you think Billy Ray Mullet gets even a wink of sleep at night? Does he stay up worrying about whether Miley will follow the path of Britney, Paris & Nicole? Or does he sleep like a baby after counting all of the money that his daughter is bringing in?

Billy Ray Cyrus and his teen daughter Miley Cyrus

Hey Billy Ray, pay attention. This is what Britney Spears used to look like when she was sweet & innocent.

This is Britney in 2007.
Be scared Billy Ray…very, very afraid. You might consider locking the doors at night to make sure Miley doesn’t get out.




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thegolfgirl said
It seems like Brit’s problems come from a very real mental illness and not so much from a trailor trash upbringing. Though that probably doesn’t help matters. BTW, Miley Cirus isn’t half as cute as Britney was.
Belushi said
Golf Girl-
Certainly appears Britney might have some mental issues. Which I believe is nothing to make fun of, so I’m certainly not going to.
But I do think her environment has played a huge roll in shaping who she is. She came from small town Louisiana and was taken from that to be thrust into the spotlight at a very early age. Since her rise to fame she’s spent her young adult years in Los Angeles’ club scene. Nightclubs, booze, drugs, etc. And when she wasn’t there, she was in Vegas or other hot spots around the globe. I gotta think all of that played a big part in helping shape who she is right now.
That all being said I hope Britney can get her shit straightened out. She’s going through some tough stuff right now, but is she gets some good influences in her life she can turn it around.