Greg Norman needs to bang hot Supermodels
Posted by Belushi on December 15, 2007
Why is The Shark marrying Chris Evert?
So the word on the streets is that former golf great Greg Norman (aka: The Shark) is engaged to marry former tennis great Chris Evert. The question on everyone’s mind is WHY?
No doubt Chris Evert was a babe in her heyday. And even today she looks great for her age (52), and probably has a cool personality. But Norman is a 52 year old man, with a full head of hair, who’s worth 1/2 a billion dollars. Let me say that again, The Shark is a pretty good looking dude who’s worth $500 Million dollars. So why is he marrying someone his same age? And if he just got out of a 25 year marriage, why is he planning to wed again so quickly?
Greg, please go out and bang every hot piece of ass you can find. And if you were a troll, you could buy any chick you wanted. And don’t even think about marriage for another 10+ years. Live the goodlife, party with P Diddy and 50. Drink Cristal out of a supermodels navel while you cruise the French Riviera for more hot models to bang. Just live baby!
Okay, I need someone to explain this to me because obviously I can’t understand it. Again, I’m sure Chris Evert is a great lady (notice I said “lady” and not chick or girl…there’s that age thing again), and maybe she even let’s him invite hot chicks in for threesomes. But still, why get married again so quickly? It just doesn’t make any sense to me.
Chris Evert playing tennis in her prime.
Chris Evert & Greg Norman are the same age (52).
This decision could turn out to be as big a disaster as his collapse at the 1996 Masters
Here are a sampling of the hot chicks (i.e.- models) that Greg Norman could be banging:
Hot Australian supermodel Megan Gale
Hot South African model, Candice Swanepoel
Babelicious model Barbara Stoyanoff
Model Bree Conden
Hot French model Jennifer Lamiraqui
Brazilian model Caroline Francischini
English model Abigail Clancy
Model Alina Vacariu
So Greg, for the love of God please consider what you are doing. You are a relatively young, super rich dude. Please put the marriage on hold and go out and bang some hotties.
December 16, 2007 at 7:33 am
I’ll take a serving of Bree with a little bit of Barbara on the side!
December 17, 2007 at 3:07 pm
It’s all Barbara all the time for Commander Bond.
December 17, 2007 at 10:16 pm
great angle on finding a way to post hotties, not that they ever needs to be a reason.
December 18, 2007 at 7:58 pm
if you want to see hot….bforf.wordpress.com
look at sexy….julia
December 18, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Other than being “fabulously wealthy”, Mr. Norman doesn’t have that much going for him. He’s actually kind of creepy looking and appears to have a really unpleasant personality. Admittedly, “fabulously wealthy” is generally all a guy needs to get a beautiful, hot, young girl. Coming to think of it though, Chris Evert is rich too and not that bad looking. She could have bought herself a boy toy or two …or ten, instead of settling for the shark.
December 18, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Beatiful women. Maybe “The Shark” is in love (it happens).
December 21, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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