Which Pop Star Would You Pick?
Posted by Belushi on September 14, 2007
All of these women below are now seemingly over-the-hill Pop Stars. But back in 1999, each of these ladies had a top 20 hit on the Billboard’s Top 100 charts.
Now ask yourself two questions:
1) Which would I rather “have” now?
2) Which would I rather have “had” in her prime? (I think Britney & Christina were legal back then)
A) Britney Spears
B) Christina Aguilera
C) Jennifer Lopez
D) Madonna
E) Shania Twain
In-case you can’t recall their ‘99 hits, they were:
#2) “…Baby One More Time” – Britney Spears
#5) “Genie In A Bottle” – Christina Aguilera
#9) “That Don’t Impress Me Much” – Shania Twain
#10) “If You Had My Love” – Jennifer Lopez
#11) “Beautiful Stranger” – Madonna
I think I’ve got go with Britney back in the day. Now, she’s full blown crazy. So I’d probably take Shania. Christina is too short, Madonna has never been attractive to me and I’m afraid JLo is the World’s Biggest Bitch. So I take Shania (today) by default. I hope she still looks as hot as she did back in her early years.
And remember, Britney used to look like this:
cuzoogle said
(Prime)
Christina
Shania
Madonna
Brit
J-Lo
English Dave said
Evening
I’m gonna have to do this as of now. In their prime might have been slightly different, but Madonna’s prime was over 20 years ago now so it’s tough to say. She could have taught me a thing or two, though, I dare say.
1) Christina (I would have done her a favour over a plate of iced fancies in that “Candyman” video – though not the scary one with the big dark feller who comes through the mirror and Freddy Krueger’s you to death. What was that one called?)
2) Britney – so sue me. I don’t mind a little bit of something to get hold of, and she ain’t exactly large. I’m 6′4″ and 240 pounds myself, so anyone’s tiny compared to me. I reckon she might be able to teach my something as well, but I reckon I might have to double-bag, just in case. Anyway, I’d just like to add my name to the growing list of those who had. And, anyway, this is all relative, isn’t it?
3) J-Lo – as long as she shuts up and doesn’t give me any high maintenance bitch grief.
4) Madonna – like I said, for the lessons as much as anything. She would have come a lot higher around the time of “Like a Virgin” etc., though. And also in that video she did for that Austin Powers song.
5) Shania Twang. She doesn’t do anything for me – leaves me completely cold. And all the time I wouldn’t be able to get that fucking annoying song out of my mind, which is in there now, thank you very much. Memorably once described as “the woman who takes the O, R & Y out of ‘country’ music”.
I like to explain my reasons. Thank you for your time.
Brock Landers said
I’m gonna go with Spears then and Spears now.
I think getting to say “I fucked Britney Spears” works just as well today as it did in 1999. Sure it’s different, but just as wonderful an accomplishment.
Belushi said
Brock- Agree, that has a lot better “ring to it” to say you fucked Britney, than any of the rest. And by my last count, Madonna fucked 4126 guys before she married Guy Richie. No one remembers how wild Madonna was back then.
English- Britney is still in pretty good shape…and had a rocking body in her prime.
It seems like every guy is afraid of J-Lo for the same reason = she’s a royal bitch.
demaaijer said
I’d rather be number 4127 of Madonna than any number of the 4 other candidates, because experience goes a long way. And of course I’d use a condom, just as anyone should too.