Naked Serena: Not as bad as you might have thought.

(image courtesy Jane magazine)

Belladonna walks away at the top of her game…

Do you know who Belladonna is? I didn’t.

I’m not the guy to ask when it comes to knowledge of porn stars, but I couldn’t happen to be impressed by this chicks resume. In porn circles she’s known as “the one that will do anything”, and she made a career out of horrifying even the most seasoned porn enthusiasts.

She introduced the industry to double anal, stuffed baseball bats up her butt, and even continued to perform in scenes while visibly pregnant.

Like I said. This chick is a beast.

Sadly, she had to call it quits recently after discovering a herpes rash on her ass. Insiders will admit that the industry won’t be the same without double anal. How could it be?

“This is really a big decision for me and it hurts me in some ways, but the way I look at… it’s time to let me body relax. I just don’t want to risk getting Herpes all over my body, or in my eyes.”

In my eyes???? Okay, this has all just gone completely over my head.

Belladonna will no longer perform on camera with other people, however she’s made it clear that she will continue to do masturbation scenes for her most dedicated fans.

Such a trooper!

Check out the comments at the link below. Some are pretty hilarious.

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10 Sexiest Things a Woman Can Say

Women have all of the power in life. There are a few key phrases that almost any hot woman can say that will bring a man to his knees. Even women who might not normally be considered that great looking, can instantly improve their status by uttering one of those magical phrases. They are the 10 Sexiest Things a Woman Can Say:

10) Let’s go back to my place.
* Simple and to the point. When you hear this phrase your night just got a lot better.

9) I’d love to go skinny dipping.
* A playful chick that likes adventure, who you will be seeing naked in a few minutes. What’s not to like?

8.) I like girls too.
* She’s said the magic words…now you have to figure out how to get yourself invited to their party.

7) I was a gymnast in high school.
* This is when the mirror on the ceiling, over your bed, really comes in handy.

6) Wouldn’t it be fun to go to a strip club tonight?
* Again, who doesn’t love a fun girl that likes adventure. Plus, it probably means she’s into chicks.

5) I swallow.
* Simple, elegant…nothing else needs to be said.

4) You can put it anywhere you want.
* I don’t know who was the first women to ever utter this phrase, but we should put her picture on the dollar bill.

3) I’m going commando.
* One of my personal favorites. It’s just a great visual on many levels.

2) Have you ever had a threesome?
* Just make sure she’s talking about including another girl. Otherwise this is at the top of the “Oh Shit” List.

1) I like to fuck.
* The only two words you should ever say in response to this are: “Check, please“. And then get the fuck home.

So which sexy chick phrases did I miss? And what’s your favorite thing a woman can say?

Today’s Bond girls…Sharapova, Nemcova, Trump and Kiebler

Statuesque blondes. Is there a more powerful presence in the world?

Tall blondes have power.

When a beautiful blonde in a short skirt and high heels walks into a room everyone notices. They don’t have to be famous, smart, rich or anything. They command your attention.

Maria Sharapova, Petra Nemcova, Ivanka Trump and Stacey Kiebler. Four ladies that have the gift. Can you imagine those legs wrapped around you for one night?

Pick one. How do you choose? Prettiest face? Best tits? Most money?

I’ll tell you, after getting to search for these pics, the choice is pretty clear to me. Sadly, except for maybe Ivanka, none of these pics do any of them any justice. In all honesty, there was no way any straight man could get through the Nemcova pics without having to take a “break”.

Without hesitation, and in this order, Petra Nemcova, Ivanka, Maria, then Stacey Kiebler. The last two are basically interchangeable. I think Maria is the tallest of the bunch.

Petra has the best figure overall, and it’s not even close.

Do you agree?

How much would you pay for a bikini?

Would you by a $1.2 Million dollar bikini? Like the one Shannon Michelle is wearing here:

Shannon Michelle models a $1.2 Million bikini at Cannes.

Or maybe you prefer the $30 Million diamond bikini that Molly Sims is wearing here:

Molly Sims modeling a $30 Million bikini made of diamonds for SI.

Personally, I am more than happy with the sub $100.00 priced bikinis, like these below:

If they price bikinis by the amount of material used, these girls would be loving life.

Running with the Bulls = Dangerous

This picutre illustrates why you need to think long and hard about it when you decide to Run with the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain.

Ouch! That’s gotta fucking hurt.

Today’s Bond girls…Cavallari, Cuthbert, Simpson or Moore?

Consider this a tribute to Miss Goodnight from Man with the Golden Gun. I’m thinking about my all time favorite Bond girl, Britt Ekland. Halle Berry had nothing on her.

I tried to make this hard, but you tell me. Thinking strictly about their superficial qualities, forget her personality, which of these four ladies would you make your Bond girl for one night?

a. Kristin Cavallari

b. Elisha Cuthbert

c. Ashlee Simpson

d. Mandy Moore

Admittedly these pictures don’t do them justice, but I go A, D, B, C. And if you throw Carrie Underwood into the mix, she goes right to the top.

Coach Major Index - Ranking the Best Overall Major Championship Performances

I’ve devised a simple formula for gauging the best all around seasons in the majors in golf history.  Add up the finishes for a player in that year’s majors and that’s his Coach Major Index (CMI).  A player who finished 4th at Augusta, 8th at the US Open, 3rd at the British, and 4th at the PGA - all in the same season - would have a CMI of 19.  After compiling the numbers, I decided 20 would be the cutoff for greatness.   It’s a strict guide.  One mediocre finish in one major knocks you out - you could win three majors and finish 18th in the other and no dice.

Well, there are some flaws.  The British Open was not really part of Americans rotations until 1960, when Palmer famously came up short after winning the Masters and US Open that year.  Because of this, no players before 1960 qualified.  Hogan’s masterpiece season, 1953, is the most glaring omission.  That was the only season he played in the British (which he won, of course) but the qualifying conflicted with the PGA.  So Hogan swept the three majors he played in 1953, but his DNP in the PGA knocks him out of the rankings.  Snead and Nelson only played the British once in their primes, but their other majors didn’t stack up those particular years. 

Hogan didn’t make the list, but that doesn’t mean his 1953 season wasn’t one of the two greatest seasons of all time.

The list…

There have been seven sub-21 seasons without an actual victory in a major - these are noted with an asterisk. 

Thoughts…

Nicklaus qualified from 1971-1977.  That’s mind boggling.  For seven straight years his AVERAGE finish in a major was 3.8.   Ridiculous.  Oddly enough, outside of that brilliant seven year window, he never qualified.  Nobody - not even Tiger - has ever qualified even two years in a row.

Though never going back to back, Tiger does have the only two single digit seasons in history - 2000 and 2005.  As if we needed more proof of his dominance.

Every truly great player since 1960 is represented, except Seve Ballesteros.  No real surprise there, as his game never lended itself to the US Open or PGA - five career top-tens, combined.

Breakdown of qualifying CMIs per decade:

1960’s - 3
1970’s - 10
1980’s - 3
1990’s - 1
2000’s - 5

Mixed bag.  One thing to take away from the decade breakdown is the lack of dominant players in the ’80’s and ’90’s.  Tiger fixed that this century.

There are some surprises, most notably Ben Crenshaw and Doug Sanders.  But for the most part, the list is a who’s who of the best in the world since 1960. 

(Yes, I was pleased Doug Sanders made the list - just so I could post one of his pictures)

Warning: Don’t have sex with Maria Sharapova

…at least that’s what her ex, Adam Levine, has to say about her.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” said the Maroon 5 frontman, who has also had a rumored tryst with Jessica Simpson . “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

He’s right about the part that the rest of us figured she would be a screamer. She makes enough damn noise on the tennis court.

Levine needs to keep his mouth shut though, if he ever wants to cut some famous ass again in this lifetime.

Maria, if you’re reading this, call me. I’d like to give you the best two minutes of concentration you’ve ever experienced.

(source)

Sexy Coed Pictures

Flickr is an amazing place to spend some time. One minute I was looking for a pictures of a maple tree, and next thing you know I’m browsing through someone’s photo blog of cute coeds and sexy chicks. Yeah, I know…likely story. But the fascinating thing about my journey was I discovered some reoccurring trends in slutty, young girl dress up fashion today. Take a photo stroll with me below to learn more.

There seem to be some regular trends in how chicks dress up to try to look sexy. Our first theme is: The Sexy Nurse

Now this is a nursing school I’d like to attend.

More sexy girl nurse outfits.

Even more sexy coeds posing in nurse outfits.

This next photo takes us into the transition to slutty chick theme #2: The Sexy Bunny

Here we have sexy nurse coeds and hot bunny coed in the same picture.

More girls in sexy bunny outfits.

Even more coeds as bunnies (Note: I don’t know what’s wrong with that girl in the back either).

These chicks kick up the sluttiness a notch on the bunny look.

Cute chicks posing in their Playboy bunny outfits.

Who are friends to the sexy bunny? Cops, of course. Theme #3: The Slutty Cop

Sexy Cop & Sexy Bunny posing together.

I would not mind being arrested by this group of sexy coeds, dressed as cops.

Our next set of photos examines a theme that surprised me for college chicks: The Slutty Wedding look

Only in college do chicks dress up like this for weddings.

I have a feeling none of these chicks really will be wearing white on their wedding day.

The Slutty Wedding look gave way to the Sexy Lingerie look.

Warms my heart to see what the kids are learning in college today.

And finally we end with the potpourri of themes all mixed together.

A sexy sailor, sexy ladybug, slutty bunny, hot cop and sexy airline pilot all in one picture. Awesome!

So which sexy coed look is your favorite?