Allison Stokke vs. Jessica Simpson

After the overwhelming amount of traffic our last Allison Stokke post received, our team of researchers decided to put her to the test against more seasoned competition. After scouring our resources (about 5 seconds on Google images) they (I) came across these two candid photos of America’s favorite pole vaulter, and the body that Jessica Simpson enjoyed in her prime.

Tough call, I know.

The picture of Jessica was taken right while she was working out for The Dukes of Hazzard, and making that video in her pink bikini. Seeing as Jessica was much older at that time than Allison is now, and thus having had much more opportunity to get fat, I’m going to go with her.

You know Allison’s body is more firm, but she’s clearly got the advantage being in high school. As if I don’t already feel dirty enough, I’m not going with the teenager here.

Jessica’s DDs are also evidence in her favor. Allison’s no slouch in the cleavage department, but Jessica is truly blessed.

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Thoughts?

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